Welcome to My Haunt: Halloween & BDSM Thrones
Posted by your favorite gloom gremlin, Daria
🕸️ It’s Spooky Season, Sluts
Halloween is nearly here. The time of year where everyone puts on masks and costumes to pretend they’re something they’re not. Meanwhile, I just keep being the same gloomy, sarcastic crypt keeper I’ve always been. No costume required.
If you ask my loudest “silent” business partner, Chandra, this is my time of year. She calls me Gloomy. It’s not inaccurate. I love graveyards, fog, things that go bump in the night and if you’ve seen my furniture, you know the “bump” part isn’t just metaphorical.
🧛♀️ BDSM Thrones... Because Why the Hell Not?
This year, I did something shocking: I actually prepared.
No last-minute “Oh shit I forgot Halloween existed.”
I decorated the store.
Right in the middle of the new location, you’ll find PleasureScape’s Halloween display in all its gloomy, chained-up glory.
Two brand-new BDSM thrones now available:
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🩸 Throne of Blood – A FemDom dream. Sharp, regal, and ready to drain your soul (and maybe your balls).
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⛓️ Throne of Chains – MaleDom energy so strong you’ll feel the authority through your screen.
Apparently, BDSM furniture outsells vanilla sex stuff.
Didn’t expect that. But now that I think about it…
Yeah, makes sense. SL is like 90% super kinksters and 10% people who just log in to decorate their skyboxes.
And hey no judgment. I’m into BDSM myself. If you’ve been within 20 feet of me, you already knew that.
🛍️ In-World > Marketplace (Because F*ck Fees)
Yes, the new thrones are on Marketplace.
But here’s your reminder from your favorite furniture sadist:
Buy in-world, it’s cheaper.
Because Daddy Linden likes to skim 10% off the top like a back-alley dealer.
The display is up, the thrones are in place, and yes—you can try them. Just don’t try me.
🙄 A Word About Creeps
PSA time, pixel creeps:
If you catch me working in the store, don’t hit on me. Don’t slide into my IMs like some Casanova thinking you’re God’s gift. Especially if you’re pulling weird, fetishy race-play bullshit.
Yes, some dude actually tried that.
Ten minutes before I wrote this, in fact.
Acting like he wanted to “dominate me as a powerful Black man.”
Bro, that’s desperation wrapped in cringe and dipped in racism. I laughed. He left. No regrets.
Sure, I probably lost a sale but I kept my dignity.
And last time I checked, that wasn’t for sale in my store.
👻 In Conclusion: Come Get Creeped (By the Furniture, Not Me)
TL;DR: Halloween at PleasureScape is here.
The furniture is gothic, sexy, and spooky as hell.
I’m cranky but creative.
And the only thing getting chained up around here is YOU, if you play your cards right.
💀 👠 Visit PleasureScape In-World (New Location!)
🕷️ 🛒 Check Out the Marketplace (If You Hate Money)
Come for the thrones. Stay for the trauma.
Daria out.



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